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Periodic bulletins on the Air Force's favorite software theater troupe. Each one is anchored to something that actually happened, with a citation, because the real record is funnier than anything we could invent.

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Kessel Run Was Built to Replace Prime Contractors. Its Crowning Achievement Is Hiring One. 09 August 2026
Nine years after the Air Force killed a failed $745 million prime contract and built Kessel Run to do better, Kessel Run's big move is to hire a prime contractor.

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